Posts Tagged ‘Asun Ortega’

Film: Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Year: 2010

Cast: Bill Oberst Jr, Devanny Pinn, Tawney Anber Young, Ivet Corvea, Larry Eudene, Jessica Elder, Kimberly Ables Jindra, Asun Ortega, Tomas Boykin, Sasha Stuber, Aycil Yeltan, David Castro, Xango Henry, Maxie J Santillan Jr, Oto Brezina.

Plot: Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God’s will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the “Los Muertos” to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

Review: Well where can we start with classic B movie?

There are two groups that are going to be disappointed by this movie young boys expecting big busted nuns and tons of sex and Catholics!

Although the first group won’t be that disappointed, there are naked women from the start and pretty much a case of can we crowbar any more boobs in to this film? Not really is the answer.

This film is much along the lines of “Machete” and other new would b B movies, they aim low and hit the mark but what would you expect with an $85,000 budget? But there are big buns and nuns, which is what it offers. There is also plenty of blood and guts which this type of movie are good at.

Would I recommend it? Yes of course I would, who wouldn’t like to see a tasty nun with a fine set of hooters and too larger than life guns blasting up the corrupt west? Oh and the church!                              

9/10 guns blood and nudity by the bucket load.